Well little kitties its time again for DA Jackhammer to break you all off with a little something from the heart. Now boys and girls DA Jack is a little under the weather, so I will make this short and sweet.
With 2006 ending all but a few weeks away, it’s time to reflect on what exactly made 2006 the year that it was. Here are some of the major highlights.
Some people got divorced, some couples broke up, some people got hit in the eye with a softball (here’s looking at you Randy!!!) and some people got screwed over royally by in laws. And I’m sure many of you got dealt worse by the slut whore bag that I call 2006. 2006 is that hooker you picked up at 2:36am on that Tues morning off Sunset that gave you crabs that just wont go away (worse 20 bucks I ever spent).
2006 was not a gentle lover, 2006 bent most of us over, rammed us in the ass with no lube, finished, got up to shower, leaving us crying at the foot of the bed covered only be the bed sheets while our ass was bleeding, and then we couldn’t even shit right for a week! God damn 2006 bitch slapped most of us and if you were able to survive 2006 with out feeling its mighty pimp hand across your cheek then consider yourself lucky.
As most of you can tell 2006 was not a good nor was it a great year for the old Jackhammer. But as I sit here in my week old tigthy whities, with four empty pints of Chucky Monkey on my computer desk while typing I can’t help but stop and smile because come January 1st a whole new year will begin and there will be 365 new more days for life to crap on me. But no matter how bad it gets I will always have Johnny T., BOHICA, and Randy T. in my corner as well as my porn stash to help me through the rough times. So I hope in this season of caring you readers have teammates and a secret stash of porn like DA JACKHAMMER does to get you through 2007.
JACKHAMMER OOOOOOOOOOUT!!!
Oh, and 2007….BRING IT BITCH!!!!!
With 2006 ending all but a few weeks away, it’s time to reflect on what exactly made 2006 the year that it was. Here are some of the major highlights.
Some people got divorced, some couples broke up, some people got hit in the eye with a softball (here’s looking at you Randy!!!) and some people got screwed over royally by in laws. And I’m sure many of you got dealt worse by the slut whore bag that I call 2006. 2006 is that hooker you picked up at 2:36am on that Tues morning off Sunset that gave you crabs that just wont go away (worse 20 bucks I ever spent).
2006 was not a gentle lover, 2006 bent most of us over, rammed us in the ass with no lube, finished, got up to shower, leaving us crying at the foot of the bed covered only be the bed sheets while our ass was bleeding, and then we couldn’t even shit right for a week! God damn 2006 bitch slapped most of us and if you were able to survive 2006 with out feeling its mighty pimp hand across your cheek then consider yourself lucky.
As most of you can tell 2006 was not a good nor was it a great year for the old Jackhammer. But as I sit here in my week old tigthy whities, with four empty pints of Chucky Monkey on my computer desk while typing I can’t help but stop and smile because come January 1st a whole new year will begin and there will be 365 new more days for life to crap on me. But no matter how bad it gets I will always have Johnny T., BOHICA, and Randy T. in my corner as well as my porn stash to help me through the rough times. So I hope in this season of caring you readers have teammates and a secret stash of porn like DA JACKHAMMER does to get you through 2007.
JACKHAMMER OOOOOOOOOOUT!!!
Oh, and 2007….BRING IT BITCH!!!!!
posted by Da Jackhammer at 8:45 PM
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