Ok kiddies gather around... it’s time for DA Jackhammer’s movie review… Today I am going to review a little movie called "THE MARINE", starring none other than WWE Superstar John Cena. And guess what little hammers??? His character's name is… JOHN… Take it John couldn’t take the time to remember his character’s name.

Anyhow, this being the second of many WWE films to come starring WWE Superstars, "See No Evil" being the first out the gate, I must say this was not to bad of a little action flick. The first great thing about the movie was that Cena really didn’t have too many speaking lines… I mean do you really want a guy who can't take a good bump in the ring to talk and who can completely ruin the movie? I think not… second good thing about movie was his female co-star, the sexy star of F/X’s Nip/Tuck, Kelly Carlson. Maaaan you can't get any hotter than Kelly, just wish there was more of her on the screen to look at. Then there are the special effects… I must admit it was nice to see a building blow up or a car get shot up to hell and there was either no or very little CGI… damn CGI can ruin a movie. You can see real flames coming out of the building or real holes penetrate when the cars get shot up. And finally one of the better aspects of the movie was the action scenes. And this is where Vincent Kennedy McMahon knew his Superstars would excel at, his band of misfits already "wrestle" or "perform" pretty much 340 days a year. He knew that their skills would translate well into film. The fight scenes, although very few…were great, nonetheless.

Now other than having Cena in the film, a person who can't wrestle himself out of a wet paper bag… there is one other thing that made Da Jackhammer almost get up, rip his seat out the ground and chuck it at the screen…The god damn background music through the first quarter of the movie…the music was as cheesy as early 80’s like porn music. It was driving me up the wall I was oh so close to walking out… the only thing that kept me from walking out was the super hot Kelly Carlson… did I mention she was hot??? She looked a little cold in some of the scenes if ya know whaaaaaat I mean…wink… wink… Yaaaaa know what I'm talking about!!! Maaaan, I almost added extra butter to the guy’s popcorn next to me.

At the end of the day boys and girls, I give "THE MARINE" two and a half bloody chair shots to the head…but if I were you, I would just wait for the DVD and just rent it… but please, oh please don’t buy it… and if you’re even thinking of wasting your money on something, just send me your fifteen bucks and I will send you a signed copy of a drunk Johnny Tahoe riding a mechanical bull in a school girl outfit…trust me, now that’s money well spent… I’M TALKING TO YOU BOYS IN LOCK UP….

And if you dont know..... JACKHAMMER OOOOOOUT!!!!