What is Happening with the World?

So over the course of the last two weeks, we have had three seperate school shootings... Thank god I am no longer in school. Tha Randy One made his valiant return to working duty... Scary yes because he actually does work with the general public. Yep you probably wouldn't be able to pick him out of a lineup if your life depended on it. Not to say that he blends in but... well I probably shouldn't get into it. I guess it would take away from the thought and belief in your own head of what you find to be what the Randy One looks to be...

So your ol' Uncle Johnny made his way out of his palace of fear to come down and party down with you mutants this past Friday night. So I stepped into this place at maybe 10 or so and immediately needed to intoxicate myself with some sweet taste of draft Heineken in what I believed to be a 32 oz frosty mug. Now that is the only way to have a cold one if I may say so... The place was ok... many people that were there, probably shouldn't have been there as they did not bring their friend Jenny Craig for the ride if ya know what I mean. But overall it wasn't too bad. Either that or I am just getting old.... hmmm no that's not it. Yet most of the chicks were ok but ultimately no tens... Now there was this one chick in this silvery top that looked like she took a trip to Lita's closet and picked out something shiny. Boy did the puppies want to come out and play that night. Good times my children good times.

The Little Mermaid come out yesterday finally and I gotta say after taking in a special viewing in my state of the art home theatre room that they did one kick ass job on restoring it to greatness. I couldn't help to think though about the underlying story that we must all set aside when viewing this Disney Classic. Ariel is a mere 16.... Eric is maybe 25 or 26 at best.... This my children is what we call a pedophile. And he would have to register as a sex offender where ever this story took place. Ursula.... as much as I would not like to comment on her pure greatness as one of the best villians, I could only come up with the thought of an oversized Heidi Fleiss of the sea. I mean really.... she takes this young mermaid and basically has her sign a contract for goods so that she can serve her up to the 25 year old prince. Again... I may be overthinking this but hey.... I was bored so I started thinking about these things in detail. I still love the movie but I could only imagine if they decided to make a real movie out of this.

I was watching Fox the other night and I tuned into 'till Death. If this isn't the biggest knock off of Married With Children, I don't know what is. I mean yes get rid of the kids and you got Al and Peg and Steve and Marcy replaced by newer actors. Yet I am still fascinated by it. So I will continue to watch.



Now I am really digging this new show. And I am not one to really enjoy this crap like the Randy One would or even the Jackhammer but I just can't get enough of it. The two stars that are shining in this series.... My girl Ali -

Damn that girl is yummy and she is playing a KILLER role in this new series. The other star in this great show is my boy Hiro... well that is his character's name...



This guy is just great. Mind you, we
are only into two shows but I like the kid.


Haven't had the chance to go check out any recent movies lately but I am guessing there isn't too much to choose from since the #1 and #2 movies this week happen to include that no talent hack Ashton Moore Kutcher... need I say more?

Tahoe OUT!