Well I Guess It's About Time....

Looks like I need to take some time out of my super busy life and make word to my children around the world that follow the good word of your dear ol' Uncle Johnny!

So what has been keeping me busy? Life matters.... can't get into just yet but all in due time. So as I sit in my palace of a home, waiting for My Name Is Earl and The Office to kick start their season, I figured I would sign on and give you something to chew on....

Tom and damn it.... his gf... the chick that went out with the guy from American Pie.... christ I can't remember her name. Well who cares... anyways... their baby... Suri I think she's called. That is one cute kid there... and I gotta say that waiting four or so months before letting pictures get out was one of the greatest things they could have done. Let me explain. I can look at brand new baby pictures and think... hmmm... what's this baby gonna look like... You look at a baby pictures a few weeks or even months after and its like a totally different looking child. Why? Normalization to put it into simple terms. They aren't as swollen ya know? The body weight isn't jumping around and their true color is finally set. If you've had kids, you know what I mean. Either way... decent looking kid.

Well it looks like My Name Is Earl is on..... but I have one more thing to get outta my head before I go... remember this quote from The 40 Year Old Virgin? (Look at the shirt) So anyways... I was having some ice cream one warm evening a few weeks ago wearing this very shirt... So I happen to look over and I have this Emo lookin' bloke staring down my shirt like I am a piece of spotted dick on some fine china... So I thought to myself... self? Yes? Why is this emo lookin' freak looking at my super cool shirt... So I thought about this for a few short fleeting moments before thinking how much I just wanted to take the ice cream out of his hand and slap it in that greasy ass hair and remind him what makes him gay.

But your Uncle Johnny was better that that.... he walked away. Peacefully. If it were only that easy with every situation that arose where your ol' Uncle Johnny would get upset...

Such is life... taking it one day at a time... and no I don't mean that gay show with Bonnie Harris!

Tahoe Out!