2006 Is Almost Over & Dead...

Boy has this year sucked some major ass. One and only one great thing came out of this year and that was the birth of my second beautiful daughter. Had that not happened, this whole damn year would have been one good long year wasted of my life. Not to mention the fact that my fellow brothers here also took some major hits.... alas.... we continue on and we continue all in the greatness that makes up Team Tahoe.

Now is there a real need to have a so-called year in review? Not really. I think DA Jackhammer did a good job there. Am I sad and troubled that we have lost the Godfather of Soul Mr. James Brown? Hell yeah.... And also thanks to Mr. Tucker for pointing out that we also lost the original Lionel Jefferson earlier this month also... sad loss. And I wouldn't be myself if I didn't give some props to the man that gave a full pardon to the greatest President this country has ever had in Mr. Richard Nixon.... next to Mr. Clinton of course... and that goes to Mr. Gerald Ford. You served your country well. You did what no one else would have been able to do except for myself of course.

Upskirts this year by celebs were well wow.... The hairless look is in eh? Hahaha What to say what to say.... this being the last post to Team Tahoe for the year 2006.... we did the unthinkable and brought Mr. Tahoe and Team Tahoe to.... oh wait... nevermind. No comment.

It has been a very rough year my children and at times, Mr. Tahoe thought about hanging up the wrestling boots for good and then thought.... wait.... I am Mr. Johnny Tahoe. The one... the only... I will conquer all and I will still remain great. Yeah I took a suckerpunch to the gut this year but I am still standing. Muwahahahaha.

Some key things that made this year great.... Rowdy Roddy Piper becoming a tag team champion... SWEET! A new daughter... PRICELESS! The movie BORAT & the return of ROCKY BALBOA... Two killer movies that need to be seen on the big screen. Classic movie of the year.... CLERKS 2. It didn't get no better than that folks.

I wanna give a major thank you to Grey Goose, Heineken, & Heineken Dark for making this latter part of the year easier to get through. Honorable mention to Hooters of Anaheim, Hooters of Temecula, Hooters of Las Vegas, and the home town Hooters of Salt Lake! All you gals rock. F Jackie and F Hooters of Hollywood. Not to mention all my friends and family that have kept a watchful eye over me through these glorious times when your Ol Uncle Johnny was on the rocky side. I couldn't have done it without you all. Thank you for the great times and I look forward to even better ones come 2007.

I will leave you all with words from a great man... and not myself...

"I have often said that when you win, you hear from everyone -- when you lose, you hear from your friends." -- Richard Nixon

I heard from friends.... brothers.... sisters....

Tahoe OUT!

Well little kitties its time again for DA Jackhammer to break you all off with a little something from the heart. Now boys and girls DA Jack is a little under the weather, so I will make this short and sweet.
With 2006 ending all but a few weeks away, it’s time to reflect on what exactly made 2006 the year that it was. Here are some of the major highlights.
Some people got divorced, some couples broke up, some people got hit in the eye with a softball (here’s looking at you Randy!!!) and some people got screwed over royally by in laws. And I’m sure many of you got dealt worse by the slut whore bag that I call 2006. 2006 is that hooker you picked up at 2:36am on that Tues morning off Sunset that gave you crabs that just wont go away (worse 20 bucks I ever spent).
2006 was not a gentle lover, 2006 bent most of us over, rammed us in the ass with no lube, finished, got up to shower, leaving us crying at the foot of the bed covered only be the bed sheets while our ass was bleeding, and then we couldn’t even shit right for a week! God damn 2006 bitch slapped most of us and if you were able to survive 2006 with out feeling its mighty pimp hand across your cheek then consider yourself lucky.
As most of you can tell 2006 was not a good nor was it a great year for the old Jackhammer. But as I sit here in my week old tigthy whities, with four empty pints of Chucky Monkey on my computer desk while typing I can’t help but stop and smile because come January 1st a whole new year will begin and there will be 365 new more days for life to crap on me. But no matter how bad it gets I will always have Johnny T., BOHICA, and Randy T. in my corner as well as my porn stash to help me through the rough times. So I hope in this season of caring you readers have teammates and a secret stash of porn like DA JACKHAMMER does to get you through 2007.

JACKHAMMER OOOOOOOOOOUT!!!

Oh, and 2007….BRING IT BITCH!!!!!

December IS Here...

So it appears as though Team Tahoe has been slacking majorly in keeping the masses satisfied with notes of pure greatness as of late. My apologies to all of you. Granted it has been very interesting as of late with all that has been going on in the world of your Uncle Johnny. But hey... no matter what happens, I will always remain great.

So at my other online home a day or two ago, I posted that I would be adding a review for the great movie "Borat" but I have not gotten to that just yet... Maybe in a day or two.

I have however had been reading much news and gossip lately for the entertainment world and I tell.... those people are just plain nuts! Lets begin with a story I recently read... Eddie Murphy and the ongoing saga with Scary Spice. We all know she is pregnant and all and more than likely by Murphy... he is now dating someone new and here is just a small piece of what he had to say when a recent journalist inquired about his relationship with Scary and her pregnancy... "You're being presumptuous, because we're not together anymore," he said when asked if he was happy about the pregnancy. "And I don't know whose child that is, until it comes out and has a blood test. You shouldn't jump to conclusions, sir." Wow! You know Eddie if you are trying to drum up support for your upcoming movies, that might not be the way to go... the children of yesteryear that supported the Spice Girls strong now have paying jobs and can afford to miss a movie or two with you... Just a thought...

And the other story that recently caught my eye was a story concerning the great actor Rip Torn - Rip Torn, 75, arrested on DWI charge. What is the world coming to? It's Rip Torn people! For christ's sakes people. Bastards... Rip Torn... geez.

Tahoe OUT!

All stories taken from MSNBC.com Check it out kids!