Lex Luther, Bacon & Clerks II

My children… yes I know I have made you wait a week or so since my last posting and I’m sure that has been extremely hard on you and your psyche. Now much has happened since my last posting and I am here to fill you in.

Let’s start off with Superman Returns. As my partner in crime Da Jackhammer has mentioned previously, he has seen it and gave it 3 ½ out of 4 chair hits. My recommendation for this film is to definitely go see it. My rating – 3 out of 4 chair hits. It is definitely entertaining and if a viewing of this film is called for, be sure to view it on an IMAX 3D screen. This was my first venture into screening a movie in this form and well I was blown away. I may have to add one of these screens to the theatre room on my palatial estate. So back to the movie – I expected more 3D and I would have been completely happy with the entire movie in 3D but I guess when you start putting hundreds of millions of dollars into a film over the course of many years, I can understand why. Decent plot and if not for the great actor Kevin Spacey who I do believe made this film great, it might have only been worthy of two chair hits straight to the head.

Coming out next Friday the 21st… Clerks II. Highly anticipated and I will definitely be sure to be catching this great film on the day of release. Just the previews alone warrant 2 chair hits and I am banking on this film being a 4 banger. We will see… review to be given at a later date.

What’s for dinner? Bacon bitches! Yes had a succulent hamburger last night with 3 savory pieces of thick juicy bacon and a few slices of avocado and a dab of Dave’s BBQ sauce. Man was my tummy happy with its King. Good times…

BTW, kids… your local Jackhammer has been busy moving into his new Palace of Pleasure and therefore has not been able to post but fear not… his absence will be short.
Oh.. one final note… “You, Me and Dupree” I’m sorry but this movie looks extremely stupid. Don’t go and see it. It will lower your IQ.