Monday, July 03, 2006

HOLY MARY JANE!!!!! I would agree with my partner/crack news reporter, with the recent drug policy enforced by WWE, RVD might as well kiss his belts good-bye. Which would be a shame because those belts were a long time coming and for them to be taken for something so dumb. FOR SHAME RVD...FOOOOR SHAAAAME!!!!!
Now kiddies let this be a lesson to you...SAY NO TO DOPE!!!! Just do what your brothers Johnny T. and DA Jackhammer do to release the stress... buy yourself a couple bottles of Grey Goose, throw a couple of nice pieces of grade A steak on the grill and make a call to your local pimp to have him or her, send over the new talent so you can "brake" them in....

JACKHAMMER OUUUUUT!!!!!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF. I dontthink anything you can find growing on the side of the road is grounds for punishment. That is one bullshit law. now excuse me while I go to the Vicodin tree and get me some after stoner mints

Monday, July 03, 2006 6:32:00 PM  

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