I would have to say that Britney on the cover of Bazaar is no need to stop the presses, as my partner Johnny T. so dramatically mentioned, oh I am sorry, The HANDSOME JOHNNY T….I get an extra 50 bucks for every time I call him handsome…anyways, back to my point. I don’t find anything hot about her pregger pics. Had you brought me a magazine with a pre or even post two kids Britney on the cover of a magazine with a title like “JUGS” or “Stupid, Dumb Blonds with Nice Racks”…then I would say …yeah, go ahead stop the presses. But until that day comes, I say just reach under your bed and pull out that old poster of Britney Spears in the school girl outfit (Ya know what I’m talking about), get your moms best hand lotion, bite your lip and rub one out.

Oh Britney, Baby, if you’re reading this…it’s time you drop that wigger Kevin and get DA JACKHAMMNER and you’ll find out my name doesn’t refer to my powerful wrestling moves…

JACKHAMMNER OUUUUUT!!!!!!!