On Top Of The Mountain...
So as I sit atop the highest mountain on what appears to be a platinum throne, I think... hmmm... I bet we got people out there wondering what Team Tahoe and Johnny T are about... Well lemme tell ya brutha... Pure greatness with a great set of locks. Now I find myself to be a youthful kind of guy. Again you may be thinking Johnny T, how do you stay so youthful? Well honestly, it's all about two things -
#1 Bacon. Yes you may be wondering about this one. The savory smokey flavor of a good slice of bacon breathes life into me like no other. It energizes you and gives you brain power. It's true... It's damn true. Anything wrapped in bacon makes that anything 100 times better. What's that you say? Bacon wrapped pork? Yes I've tried it and its delicious. What makes a good sandwich you might ask? Two slices of lightly toasted wheat bread, a small dab of light mayo, and 4 count them 4 slices of thick country bacon. You may choose to add eggs... avocado (at least half of the avocado), Jimmy Dean sausage(Original or Spicy), and maybe a good layer of hash browns. Calories? Doesn't matter... Fat content? Who cares? Why? Because you only live once and Babe the pig died to bring a smile to your face and give you brain power.
#2 Grey Goose Vodka. Now I know I specified Grey Goose because its the best. I'm not talking about that crap the market sells at $5 bucks for a gallon of no name brand vodka. That's not vodka... it's crap. Don't be fooled by the cheap designer bottles either... They may look nice but again trust your Uncle Johnny when he says to stay away from the cheap stuff. Speaking of Uncle Johnny, that reminds me of the best Great Uncle in the world... my dear old Papa John. Such a good man and the first time I ever got to have a drink beside him is something I'll never forget. Miss you greatly Papa J. Ok kids... so back to why G.G. Vodka is good for ya. It heals everything, Yes it really does. Got a headache? G.G. Vodka and Tonic. Had a bad day at work? G.G. Vodka, Tonic, and a twist of lime. Feel like having a nice drink with your wife on a Friday night? G.G. Vodka, Pina Colada Mix, and good crushed ice. It hits the spot everytime. Show some class when you hit the bars... Ya know... bartending can be a hard job and I respect those guys and gals greatly but they will always give you that "shit" liquor and we all know that it ain't the Goose. Ask for it by name and you too will be on your way to being as enlighted as your ol' Uncle Johnny...
Next time we will discuss the greatness of steak, Heineken, cheesecake, and a great baked potato!
So as I sit atop the highest mountain on what appears to be a platinum throne, I think... hmmm... I bet we got people out there wondering what Team Tahoe and Johnny T are about... Well lemme tell ya brutha... Pure greatness with a great set of locks. Now I find myself to be a youthful kind of guy. Again you may be thinking Johnny T, how do you stay so youthful? Well honestly, it's all about two things -
#1 Bacon. Yes you may be wondering about this one. The savory smokey flavor of a good slice of bacon breathes life into me like no other. It energizes you and gives you brain power. It's true... It's damn true. Anything wrapped in bacon makes that anything 100 times better. What's that you say? Bacon wrapped pork? Yes I've tried it and its delicious. What makes a good sandwich you might ask? Two slices of lightly toasted wheat bread, a small dab of light mayo, and 4 count them 4 slices of thick country bacon. You may choose to add eggs... avocado (at least half of the avocado), Jimmy Dean sausage(Original or Spicy), and maybe a good layer of hash browns. Calories? Doesn't matter... Fat content? Who cares? Why? Because you only live once and Babe the pig died to bring a smile to your face and give you brain power.
#2 Grey Goose Vodka. Now I know I specified Grey Goose because its the best. I'm not talking about that crap the market sells at $5 bucks for a gallon of no name brand vodka. That's not vodka... it's crap. Don't be fooled by the cheap designer bottles either... They may look nice but again trust your Uncle Johnny when he says to stay away from the cheap stuff. Speaking of Uncle Johnny, that reminds me of the best Great Uncle in the world... my dear old Papa John. Such a good man and the first time I ever got to have a drink beside him is something I'll never forget. Miss you greatly Papa J. Ok kids... so back to why G.G. Vodka is good for ya. It heals everything, Yes it really does. Got a headache? G.G. Vodka and Tonic. Had a bad day at work? G.G. Vodka, Tonic, and a twist of lime. Feel like having a nice drink with your wife on a Friday night? G.G. Vodka, Pina Colada Mix, and good crushed ice. It hits the spot everytime. Show some class when you hit the bars... Ya know... bartending can be a hard job and I respect those guys and gals greatly but they will always give you that "shit" liquor and we all know that it ain't the Goose. Ask for it by name and you too will be on your way to being as enlighted as your ol' Uncle Johnny...
Next time we will discuss the greatness of steak, Heineken, cheesecake, and a great baked potato!
posted by Johnny T at 7:34 PM
1 Comments:
WTF. Don't forget the ability to fly. And NEVER forget to show your respect to my best friend Mister Jack Daniels
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